yes, please, Daddy….me first…please
[Context: my players entered the next dungeon, through a tunnel a local child showed them. They met a nothic in the first room, and quickly realized it would let them pass if they got it something to eat.]
Warlock: “Dammit! We should have brought that kid with us!”
Paladin: “What kind of monster ARE you?!”
[They went back to town, with the intent to buy a bunch of beef or something to feed it, when they were jumped by some outlaws]
Warlock: “hey guys, I think we found some M E A T!”
Paladin (ooc): “I’m gonna use Thaumaturgy to make my voice super loud to try and scare them”
DM: “okay, what do you yell?”
Paladin: “M E A T!”
[Paladin does this twice, resulting in 2/4 outlaws being frightened]
Bard (ooc): “I’m gonna use viscous mokery! I just yell, M E A T!”
[They kill all the outlaws, and feed them to the nothic. The group now seems to have a battle cry, and the Paladin named their morning star “The Tenderizer”]

